i just saw a movie last night where this guy went to a high school reunion party and he ended up talking to his high school crush. he finally confessed to her that she was his crush back then. at one point they were playing truth or dare and the girl dared him to get as close as humanly possible to her lips without touching them. so he did. i swear their lips were like a millimeter apart. such a romantic scene. then the girl could hear his heart beat very fast and she asked him do you dare me to make it beat faster? and the guys says "i double dare you." and that's when they kissed and things got heated after that. man that's also when i felt like i too was falling in love with the girl on the screen. flirting is awesome!

i wished flirting in real life was that easy. freakin actors and actresses have scripts to read. and what do i have? nothing but brain farts and freezes here and there.

the other day i read a yahoo article about kim kardashian and i read a lot of negative comments left by the readers calling her an attention whore and stuff. like dam why do people feel that way about her? i like kim kardashian. if we met in person, i would give her all my attention and more. lol. anyways that same night i went to a bar and i started a random conversation with a group of good looking girls and i was curious if they felt the same way about kim kardashian as the readers of the yahoo article. (i felt like i was doing some field research on one of my favorite celebrity). then one girl said to me, "i bet talking about kim kardashian is your new pick up line huh?" i was like, what the fuck? seriously if i wanted to use a pickup line i would've said something like, "i like your smile or you have cute dimples". geez louise women! not everything that comes out of a guys mouth is a pickup line. maybe when i vomit a girl will think that my vomit is a pickup line. go figure man.