Share some secrets about men and women.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

When we look at girls, we notice the juiciest parts first. :p

[gaykhmerguy]

Almost all guys cheat. Of course, most of them won't admit it except to their closest friends or friends who aren't in their circle. Women either don't want to see it or don't know..and for some reason defend their men..look at Maria. I cannot tell you how many time I listen to a girl telling me her man wouldn't cheat on her...and then her man telling me he did.

Before a guy gets married or date a girl long term, he got rejected by hundreds or thousands of women. The women he get with is just the women that accepted him. You're not as special as he makes you seem...he would have gotten with the first girl on his list if he could.

[Tev]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/

[RAZOR_BLADE]

We don't like it when you girls ask us, "should I wear this?" or "Does this make me look fat?" Geeeesh! *rolls eyes*

[LaReine]

Men are physically weaker and less tolerant of pain than women. I know this firsthand literally. When I was getting a tattoo, there was another girl in the shop and 3 other guys. I hear more cries and complaints coming from men than women. my tattoo artist states this himself as well. As a massage technician who's worked on hundreds if not thousands of people...I can tell you myself that women can take much more deeper pressure than men. I'm more afraid of doing deep tissue on a skinny girl than I am on a 6'5 guy...sure bet the woman will take a lot more out of me. Women can hold their composure while getting a bikini or Brazilian wax done or even a glycolyc peel facial... A man in her position would scream and squirm all over the treatment room. No lie...lol!!!

[RAZOR_BLADE]

We like girls in heels.

[Ivan]

We like you, but that doesn't mean you have to call us every fucking day. No, we don't have to talk every day either. Give me TIME to miss you, goddamnit.

If we didn't tell you where we're going, and you ask, and we ask you if you wanna come... we don't actually want you to come :/, hence why we never told you in the first place! We're just being polite. So you be polite and decline the invitation, sweetheart. :D


Sometimes we do wonder how your fart smells like, yeah..well I wonder. So stop acting prissy and let it out! I'll still love you, Skunky McFunk.


They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but really, it's the blowjob.


When you start acting like a mean bitch, that's one sure way to get us seeking new broads who's actually nice, despite how fine you think you are. And no, we don't miss you. Well, except maybe that bj...

[lazyboylizard]

Men are physically weaker and less tolerant of pain than women. I know this firsthand literally. When I was getting a tattoo, there was another girl in the shop and 3 other guys. I hear more cries and complaints coming from men than women. my tattoo artist states this himself as well. As a massage technician who's worked on hundreds if not thousands of people...I can tell you myself that women can take much more deeper pressure than men. I'm more afraid of doing deep tissue on a skinny girl than I am on a 6'5 guy...sure bet the woman will take a lot more out of me. Women can hold their composure while getting a bikini or Brazilian wax done or even a glycolyc peel facial... A man in her position would scream and squirm all over the treatment room. No lie...lol!!!

of course thats why woman feel no pain up the ass :)

[Ch33secake]

straight men are afraid of gay men !
i noticed that.

[LaReine]

of course thats why woman feel no pain up the ass :)

Oh we can, we just man it up better than the guys. Thats why you guys are a bunch of pussies!

[Ivan]

Girls are suppose to endure all that, I mean they have human bodies coming out of their vaginal canals...did I get that right, LaReine? Or am I suppose to say vulva?

[professional]

In every guy there is a feminine side.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

Men do kiss and tell.

[lazyboylizard]

Oh we can, we just man it up better than the guys. Thats why you guys are a bunch of pussies!

good for you. keep it up

[LaReine]

In every guy there is a feminine side.The backside!!!!!!

[Last_Chanse]

In every guy there is a feminine side.

True. As strange as it sounds, I think my feminine side is mostly what gets me women. There’s your masculine side and then there’s your feminine side. You just need to figure out which side needs to come out at which time.

And my secret? Women are more attracted to unavailable men, than single men. Especially a very competitive woman.

[serendipity]

We want you [men] to read our minds. Ever heard of actions speak louder than words? If we're sad or upset or anything at all comfort us with a hug or something, and NOT say, "What do you want?" "How do you feel?" "I won't know unless you tell me!"

Lame.

[tuksuhew]

Women are just as sexually charged as men are. They're just better at hiding it than men.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

We want you [men] to read our minds. Ever heard of actions speak louder than words? If we're sad or upset or anything at all comfort us with a hug or something, and NOT say, "What do you want?" "How do you feel?" "I won't know unless you tell me!"

Lame.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4132/5026382449_ed9eb2b1ff_z.jpg

[serendipity]

Women are just as sexually charged as men are. They're just better at hiding it than men.

It's true, if not more :P

[Username]

Stay away from your SO's friends and delete your facebook.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

^ Stay close to your significant others friends! wink wink :)

[soulmate]

the secrets between men and women do not amount to the secrets of Angkor Beer.

[TopNotchGuy562]

Men are physically weaker and less tolerant of pain than women. I know this firsthand literally. When I was getting a tattoo, there was another girl in the shop and 3 other guys. I hear more cries and complaints coming from men than women. my tattoo artist states this himself as well. As a massage technician who's worked on hundreds if not thousands of people...I can tell you myself that women can take much more deeper pressure than men. I'm more afraid of doing deep tissue on a skinny girl than I am on a 6'5 guy...sure bet the woman will take a lot more out of me. Women can hold their composure while getting a bikini or Brazilian wax done or even a glycolyc peel facial... A man in her position would scream and squirm all over the treatment room. No lie...lol!!!

Well LaReine...you are speaking the obvious because 1. Women have to bare children and go through 12 or 24 plus hours of labor pain and 2. Each month, women get their period...I don't know if there is any pain involved with that, but guys definitely wouldn't want to go through that and 3. Women are more stronger because they have to put up with the Men of this planet...excluding the Lesbians.

[LaReine]

Well LaReine...you are speaking the obvious because 1. Women have to bare children and go through 12 or 24 plus hours of labor pain and 2. Each month, women get their period...I don't know if there is any pain involved with that, but guys definitely wouldn't want to go through that and 3. Women are more stronger because they have to put up with the Men of this planet...excluding the Lesbians.
HAHAHA, well thanks for pointing that out, but that wasn't what I really had in mind.

[VWAaron]

a simple wink goes a long way :D

[LaReine]

a simple wink goes a long way :D
;-) Right back atcha!!!!

[Higuy]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

[tuksuhew]

If a girl likes you she'll help you save money rather than making you spend all your money.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

It ain't true that a girl who knows how to dance, knows how to F**K. :\

[tuksuhew]

Women don't like nice guys, as much as they like to say they do.

[Mizz_Luv3r]

I check out your face, your clothes, then your shoes. A man with a nice pair of dress shoes, tells me a lot about him.

[RAZOR_BLADE]

^ hmm...nice...pair...of dress shoes. Anything else?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2651/5798004892_2072c008cd_z.jpg

[Mizz_Luv3r]

Please don't act too sweet or smother us.

[SMILEY]

Sometimes when you look at a person eye's it tells a lot about that person. When they're confident, shy, hiding something, afraid, hurt, happy, angry etc

[loverboy209]

i love it when women dress sexy or cute and it looks like they spent a lot of time fixing themselves. it pays off and i give them a lot of credit.

[llcoolrich]

In every nice guy's heart, theres a "player" waiting to come out. It just has to be broken to set it it off.

[LaoGuy]

True happiness is through a man's full stomach lol. So ladies, feed your men well or he will look outside for spicier foods lol

[llcoolrich]

A lot of Cambodian girls like Chinese guys (^_~)

[Mizz_Luv3r]

True happiness is through a man's full stomach lol. So ladies, feed your men well or he will look outside for spicier foods lol

Does that include eating at restaurants? If so, I got you babe. ;) lol

[LaoGuy]

Does that include eating at restaurants? If so, I got you babe. ;) lol

Works the same with most men so you're good there! Fill him up and you'll get your ways for sure!

[studious_life]

To find a true dime, you gotta go through a dozen.

[llcoolrich]

To find a true dime, you gotta go through a dozen.

Mathematically that makes no sense. I like this one better:

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

[DoungJan]

most guys are hypocrites (well just like most ladies)
they would say they like natural looking women, but put a lady with make up on...they'll mostly end up picking the lady with the caked face.

[llcoolrich]

most guys are hypocrites (well just like most ladies)
they would say they like natural looking women, but put a lady with make up on...they'll mostly end up picking the lady with the caked face.

You are actually very wrong. Where's that buzzer so i can add some special effects like the game show on tv when contestants get something wrong.

[dir7y]

(To find a true dime, you gotta go through a dozen.

Mathematically that makes no sense. I like this one better:

He's saying 1 out of 12 is perfect.)

Secrets, I love it when she firsts comes out the shower.

[Ivan]

Women are part of of a hive mind.

When one hates you, they all do. When one likes you, they all do.


When one wants to go to the bathroom, they all go together. :confused: In fact, I think they're not really human at all, but are aliens from another realm trying to seduce & manipulate men to its destruction with their big ol' tender boobies and soft slippery vaginas.

For real, observe.