KL Family Tree

[Ivan]

This is just for kicks. :p Make a list of KLers and give each a role they'd play as if they were related to you. You could have relations as a "spouse" too, if you want haha.


I'll try to include everyone, my bad if I've missed you.

Ah ka map map - Older gangster brother. He's almost 30 and still lives at home with the fam, always wearing a sarin and no shirt with Angkor wat & apsaras tatted on his back. He doesn't have a job cuz his job is to keep everyone in the household in check.

Azi - Older smartest sister. She's the one who has her own separate life and visits the KL fam on occasions where she has to teach the younger kids proper grammar & remind them to be kind to one another. She teaches Ah ka map map English, too, but he thinks it's a joke and spends his day drinking beer instead, hence his still poor ebonics grammar.

Tidus - Mellow father. He only looks young cuz he drinks Khmer special herb tea everyday. He discovered this by accident while having an extreme headache from his bad ass KL children, so one day he was looking for liquor to drown his sorrow, but dumbass Ah ka map map drank it all & replaced it with some mysterious tea leaves that he stole cuz he thought it was weed, which Tidus drank & realized it's been keeping him young & mellow for years. So much that even his children looks older than he does. He doesn't tell anyone, though, cuz he secretly wishes everyone grow old & die and leave him at peace.

Khmeroldiez & SolidTypeSexy - Both are fraternal twins & younger brothers. Khmeroldiez is one second older and grew up to be a hardcore gamer. Nothing else in his life matters, except gaming. And if you ain't about gaming, you're nothing to him. Before even talking to him, you'd have to beat him on a level, otherwise, you wouldn't be worthy to address. His one second younger brother, SolidTypeSexy, is a pervert. After discovering he can get a boner at the age of 2, life for him after that is about ass, tits, and vajayjay. He likes to play games with his fraternal brother, too, but only if it has naked girls in it.

LaReine - Sexy aunt. She's the aunt that every guy in the neighborhood fantasizes about. She visits the fam every weekend, always bringing the girls perfumes, lotions, bath oils, sex toys and all kinds of expensive things cuz she's married to a multi-millionaire whom took the place of Johnny Depp after the real actor died in a Pirates of The Caribbean stunt. She officially changed her name to "LaReine" because she says it sounds so french, and some of the relatives protested, but she threatened to drill a cucumber up their rectum, so they shuttup.

Garfield - Middle sister. She's the sarcastic-get-out-of-my-face, I'll-beat-you-up sister. If you even look at her at a certain way, she'll stare you down with her evil cat eyes & make you cry. You especially shouldn't bug her while she's watching a Chinese movie, cuz then she'd really make you wish you weren't born! I should probably mention that she learns all those kung-fu moves from those Chinese movies, also, rumor has it she trains with a secret bf who looks like a Chinese actor. Mysterious.

sSilentxStarzZ - Youngest teenage sister. She's 15 and is the baby of the bunch. But oddly, she's more mature than even her father! (Yes, that's you, Tidus - herb drinking man). She was named after a princess, Rosalina, and dreams of meeting her prince charming by gazing every night at the stars. There was this one guy who had a crush on her & confessed he loved her, but she rejected him cuz his favorite color wasn't blue. That's a requirement if you wanna date our little star princess.

Lala - Pretty female cousin. She mostly stays at home & keeps to herself, although when the family bicker, she'll give you a strong opinion of her own, and most of the time she's right. Recently, Tidus, her great uncle who took her in when she was a youngling, asked for a grandchild from her & set her up in an arranged marriage cuz he says all his other daughters are hopeless. She obediently did as she was told to pay back for looking after her & now has a beautiful daughter, whom she shelters from the rest of the family cuz she's afraid the baby will catch our crazy-wtf-is-wrong-with-you-ppl syndrome. So far, the baby is safe...for now.

Smiley - Very religious male cousin. After a brief trip through the woods to seek herbs for his uncle, Tidus, he met a nun who calls herself Mali & to put it simply, brainwashed him into becoming a hardcore devotee of Christ. When he came back home, he started preaching about a Jesus dying for everyone because he read it in a book called the Bible, therefore, we own him our soul...and me, Ivan, being intolerant of anything or anyone taking over my soul, objected & refuted all of Smiley's claims, thus, makes most of the bickering & fighting under the KL Family roof. When ppl get tired of hearing us argue about religion, the guys argue about politics while the girls argue about beauty & which nail polish color looks best on whom. For this reason, Smiley left home to venture out on a path of spiritual guidance. But rumor has it, he is with Mali in search of the Messiah and will not return till they find one. We never heard from him again.

Mizz_Luv3r - Half-sister. She's everyone's half sister because she's half Thai & papa Tidus, again, refuses to tell us how she was conceived. She's the flirtatious daughter, who dreams of being a housewife & spends most of her days baking heart-shaped cookies or learning love potions to use on this one supercop that drops by the house every so often to see if we've killed each other yet. She's been trying to make that love potion for years, but what's missing is virgin blood, and since Mali's not around, our half-sister, Mizz_Luv3r is pretty much screwed. But she's quite determined, and so far, she came up with a potion to turn her hair white, so perhaps she may just have herself a new husband...very soon!

IcyFrozen - My wife. We only recently got married because after threatening to call child services on papa Tidus, he gave me an ultimatum to send me away for good, unless I officially make myself part of the family. Since no other girl would tolerate me, IcyFrozen, a very innocent & naive lil' lady decided to accept my marriage proposal mainly because I promised to love her and only her, forever ever. Of course when I made this promise, I crossed my fingers...so, now, we are married & she's expecting a child, while I am trying to find a way to ask my half-sister Mizz_Luv3r for a dose of her love potion so I can use it on the sexy aunt LaReine by telling her if she wants to try a new perfume I bought from another planet.

[Ivan]

Goddamn this shit is long as hell O_O. Didn't mean to make it so lengthy!!! I'm tired now, so I'll finish the rest later, maybe lol.

[Ivan]

And, bump..for anyone who's restless and needs something stupid/comical to read. See the shit I do for KL?

[DrifteR_-]

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[LaLa]

You forgot your ex wife, Mali lol

[Ivan]

I was going for those active on KL only haha. WARNING: Whoever posts in here will be added into the drama :eek:

[Ivan]

Take something you don't like & turn it into a joke and make light of it, no? If it bothers you forserious, I can switch things up but I guess my perception of you is you're whimsical lol...did I really just used that word?

Btw, other ppl can make your own version, too
I was just starting shit off...and got carried away haha.

[Sunnie]

When u have a chance finish your whole list :)

[Ivan]

Theme song to my story. Here's Tidus fleeing on a boat after torching KL Island & everyone in it & is looking back at us transfixed in a bittersweet moment.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYwufIpCV-M

[Ah ka-map map]

Ah ka map map - Older gangster brother. He's almost 30 and still lives at home with the fam, always wearing a sarin and no shirt with Angkor wat & apsaras tatted on his back. He doesn't have a job cuz his job is to keep everyone in the household in check.


LMAF Nice!!!!! Hell ya that's me yo! Finish ya list bro, I wanna see what ya have to say bout other.

[khmeroldiez]

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[Ivan]

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[DrifteR_-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkweU7URV2c

[professional]

christmassucksinJuly - New kid on the block that came a long. Moved in to the same place that a previous guy moved out of. When we are all partying, comes along, we probably just have a straight face with our eyes wandering around when he's talking. Some times we don't know who he is.

[Azi]

Azi - Older smartest sister. She's the one who has her own separate life and visits the KL fam on occasions where she has to teach the younger kids proper grammar & remind them to be kind to one another. She teaches Ah ka map map English, too, but he thinks it's a joke and spends his day drinking beer instead, hence his still poor ebonics grammar.



LOL! I'm slightly embarrassed at how correctly you've got me pegged IRL in just the first couple sentences. :o

[Discreet.]

Tidus - Mellow father. He only looks young cuz he drinks Khmer special herb tea everyday. He discovered this by accident while having an extreme headache from his bad ass KL children, so one day he was looking for liquor to drown his sorrow, but dumbass Ah ka map map drank it all & replaced it with some mysterious tea leaves that he stole cuz he thought it was weed, which Tidus drank & realized it's been keeping him young & mellow for years. So much that even his children looks older than he does. He doesn't tell anyone, though, cuz he secretly wishes everyone grow old & die and leave him at peace.

This made me lol. +1 for you Ivan.

[christmasSOCKSinJuly]

LOL! I'm slightly embarrassed at how correctly you've got me pegged IRL in just the first couple sentences. :o

Yeah she perfected the european english language but doesn't even know how to speak her own. LOL @ irony.

[DoungJan]

you must be extremely bored Ivan!

[Azi]

Yeah she perfected the european english language but doesn't even know how to speak her own. LOL @ irony.

What's ironic is what you presume to think you know about me. You don't quite have the gift Ivan has for pegging KL members so I'd just stop while you're at it. Thanks for your opinion though. Next.

[Ivan]

Yeah she perfected the european english language but doesn't even know how to speak her own. LOL @ irony. Why you always hating on your ppl, tuk? I wonder if you can speak & write Khmer fluently as well or are you a hypocrite? Remind yourself, most ppl here lives in America, man. Get over it! Some may not even be lucky enough to learn about their native language/background. So instead of trying to make ppl feel ashamed, why not teach them about it instead...if you know so much about it. :rolleyes:

[Ivan]

Well, I'm an orphan that got adopted and not blood-related, so you can't hit me with that stick cuz...I'll just scream, "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!" and call child services on you :o You can go ahead & hit the others, though. :D Starting with your youngest son, tuksuhew, who got abandoned on your front doorstep by an anonymous woman who claims you to be his father. You're not even sure if you are, but tuk grows up to be really bitter because he doesn't even wanna live in America & rather live in Cambodia, so he takes it out on everyone. He befriended this homosexual neighbor, who thinks he's better than everyone, and calls himself "gaykhmerguy"...to be continued.

[sSilentxstarzZ]

tidus...father. You need to stop tryin to make my girlfriend, Chanster, your wife. She's mine!

Ivan, bro. The prince charming thing is a cover up. I didn't want the family to find out about my secret lover.

[Paully]

Yeah she perfected the european english language but doesn't even know how to speak her own. LOL @ irony.

A har har. A moderator should delete this post. Its irrelevant to the thread and it aims to attack. Sure Tuk faggot can freedom speech his dumbass opinion in blog form by copy/paste, hes absolutely more than welcome. But when his post attacks and is irrelevant to a thread it warrants deletion. After deleting his post delete mines too.

I too and off topic and attacking Tuk faggot because he fags. Moderate to salvage this entertaining thread for KL.

[DrifteR_-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N2nB0XMyTg

[Ivan]

I guess I should give a background story on Paully - second eldest brother, a year younger than Ah ka map map. He's always working, so he's not around the KL house a lot, but just like his older bro, he likes to keep everyone in check when shit hits the fan, especially when Ah ka map map is too drunk to have conciousness. But unlike his older bro, Paully doesn't have much patience and about had it with his supposedly youngest "brother," tuksuhew, bitching & whining all the time, whom Paully is sure that he is not his dad, Tidus' son. But Tidus refuses to have a paternity test because he's afraid of the results, since he vaguely remembers one time partying too hard & blacking out on his 50th birthday in Cambodia, where he woke up in Hun Sen's daughter's bed... Imagine if tuk finds out? :eek: So for this reason, Tidus must keep quiet & Paully must live with tuk's annoyance and not physically beat him up...yet.

[LaReine]

What??? Sexy Aunt.... You make me sound as if I'm some materialistic opportunist. I'm anything but that, but I would be the aunt that brings the kids the treaties. I'm disappointed Ivan, all these years and you still have the wrong perception of who I am!

[suriya]

hahaaha, This is too funny. Who am I, who am I?:D

[DrifteR_-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqC3F2VGVHU

[Ivan]

What??? Sexy Aunt.... You make me sound as if I'm some materialistic opportunist. I'm anything but that, but I would be the aunt that brings the kids the treaties. I'm disappointed Ivan, all these years and you still have the wrong perception of who I am! Is that what it sounds like? My apologies lol :X I just thought of you as a saucy vixen. A very womanly woman who knows how to take care of her beauty & uses the best products. I meant to make you seem bold & get/does what she wants despite what anyone says, while being generous enough to share her secrets/tips with the other gyals. And I made you the aunt cuz not everyone should be a son or daughter. One of these girls is gonna have to be the grandma lol

[LaReine]

SweetAngelette- Second eldest sister. She's smart, knowledgeable, wise, and very sweet. She's the middle child, and being the middle sibling...she is always caught in the family drama trying to mediate because of her sweet nature, shes the peacemaker in the family. All the little nieces and neohews adore her and jump on or sits on her lap the moment they see her walk through the door. To the entire family, she can do no wrong, but she's not a goodies two shoe either because she will lay down the law on anybody that tries to hurt anyone close to her, and family members respect her out of love and not fear.

CrustySexIntheSummer- FormerKhmerRouge uncle. He's the uncle that no one ever invites to family gatherings due to his bitter aura, but he somehow someway finds out about these secret events and invites himself, and as usual doesn't bring anything to offer on the table knowing its a potluck dinner. Instead he thinks his "words of wisdom" is the best offering in the house. His unwelcomed rants kills everyone's appetite, and so they tell him to get the fuck out, even great grandma calls him... "Ah jow ma siet joi mai veah....jong thruyh krop!!!"...spitting her maloo through her mouth, and throwing her flip flops at him while swearing. He's the stubborn, pretentious, and narcissistic uncle who still can't get a clue that's hes unwanted, and the whole family wished his bones rotted at the bottom pit of the corpse in srok Khmer

Purpleteya- Jetsetting 2nd Cousin. With her fabulous array of style, and topnotch taste palate for various cuisines, she's the cousin you seldom see because she's always off exploring the world, but when you do see her, she has much to tell. The children like to sit around her as she tells them stories of safari adventures as she hands them out little souvenirs. Wooden African animal artifacts from the villages deep in Zimbabwe for the boys, and Parisian mini tea sets and dolls from Austria for the girls. She's the cousin the other cousins likes to go shopping with while the boys are watching Sunday football.

Ivan- Pestering Brother in Law. It doesn't phase him at all if your related to him by law. He will hound on his uncles wife or best cousins virgin girlfriend in hopes to deflower her first. The younger ladies love his aristocratic demeanor of opening the doors and pulling out chairs for them, chivalry is rare, but Knights also slept with princesses and queens, then sat beside the king at the round table. Unfortunately for him, the elder girls and ladies aren't fooled, he's still just the little annoying kid that tries to go through his aunts panty drawers and sniffs them.

Rina/Garfield- Younger, bolder sister. She comes around and visits all her family on a regular basis. She's much more outspoken than her husband. She's informative on the what's, who's, when, and where, but doesn't get into the drama. She just reports, but no one will try to cause drama with her, they know better because everyone likes Aunt/cousin Rina, and if she doesnt include you in the family no longer, then no one else will either. She's the younger sister who gets what she wants and the older folks enjoy watching soaps with her. They praise her.

Silentstarz- Baby Sister. She's young, but intelligent, and you don't have to worry about the boys swarming her because she can take care of herself. Too busy in her own world, being imaginative, and doing humanitarian work...mom and pops is so proud of her. She's the child they want to live with when they get old and immobile. You'll find her spending most of the time with the kids because shes the one they most relate to because of her fun imaginative nature. She is going to school to become an art teacher.

Vibol- Future Ex Husband. We have a lot of common ground, interest. The children see him as an action figure. So cool, laidback, thrilling, exciting, and they all want to be like him. Unfortunately, things didn't work out because he's not around enough, always seeking adventure as if having a bipolar wife isnt thrilling enough. He comes back home to play and lay...wrestle with the kids too, then off again into the horizons with his mysterious life.

[LaReine]

Is that what it sounds like? My apologies lol :X I just thought of you as a saucy vixen. A very womanly woman who knows how to take care of her beauty & uses the best products. I meant to make you seem bold & get/does what she wants despite what anyone says, while being generous enough to share her secrets/tips with the other gyals. And I made you the aunt cuz not everyone should be a son or daughter. One of these girls is gonna have to be the grandma lol

Lol, Haha...ok that sounds more like it. When a woman says WHAT?!?! It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a second chance to change what you said.

[Ivan]

hahaaha, This is too funny. Who am I, who am I?:D

Suriya - Tidus's younger brother & "role-model uncle" to everyone. He tries to lead by example & shows everyone not to be ashamed of themselves as long as they work hard & keep honest! ...So he took a job as gaykhmerguy's servant, just to prove to his nieces & nephews the importance of work ethics & responsibility rather than pride & humility. This was working well, until gaykhmerguy asked him to scrub his back for him while he's butt-neked in the bathtub, and to get in.... Suriya, not wanting to abandon his responsibility because he strongly believes in "work ethics", reluctantly got into the bathtub & started scrubbing. Gaykhmerguy, being the flamboyant snob that he is, turns on classical Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" to "have an air of intelligence," even while bathing. :confused: The music catches the attention of everyone in the KL household, and more importantly, annoys everyone cuz we can't hear ourselves argue, so everyone marched to our neighbor, gaykhmerguy's house & knocked down his pink door. At this moment, everyone sees Suriya, their beloved uncle, inside a naked gay guy's bathtub with a pink brush in his hand...and the whole thing just looked like an awful gay porno scene... This made Tidus finally lost it, so he ran home to search for all the bamboo sticks he used to hit his children with...and lit the entire house on fire!

Epilogue: Everyone ran back to see what happened to their once mellow father, only to see their house ablazed and no father to be found! So this motivated the KL children to work together to find their dad, and bravely, each of 'em entered the flaming house, but Tidus was already on a boat with Azi 's dog looking back at his bittersweet life & home of his bad ass kinda good children. When he started to regret his temporarily insane reaction, he was about to shed a tear...when, out of the woods came Smiley & Mali along with TWO of their Messiah, Thy & Chanrith, whom at the snap of their fingers, revived & restored the KL House to be better than before...and everyone was saved & got to make a new account. The End.

[suriya]

^That's a nice script. Now we have to turn it into a movie, something like The Simpsons version of "The KL bunch".

[Ivan]

I was gonna do everyone, but my laziness got the best of me. My apologies to those I didn't give roles/a story to. Maybe I'll do a pt. 2 lol

[Khmer]

This is just for kicks. :p Make a list of KLers and give each a role they'd play as if they were related to you. You could have relations as a "spouse" too, if you want haha.


I'll try to include everyone, my bad if I've missed you.

Ah ka map map - Older gangster brother. He's almost 30 and still lives at home with the fam, always wearing a sarin and no shirt with Angkor wat & apsaras tatted on his back. He doesn't have a job cuz his job is to keep everyone in the household in check.

Azi - Older smartest sister. She's the one who has her own separate life and visits the KL fam on occasions where she has to teach the younger kids proper grammar & remind them to be kind to one another. She teaches Ah ka map map English, too, but he thinks it's a joke and spends his day drinking beer instead, hence his still poor ebonics grammar.

Tidus - Mellow father. He only looks young cuz he drinks Khmer special herb tea everyday. He discovered this by accident while having an extreme headache from his bad ass KL children, so one day he was looking for liquor to drown his sorrow, but dumbass Ah ka map map drank it all & replaced it with some mysterious tea leaves that he stole cuz he thought it was weed, which Tidus drank & realized it's been keeping him young & mellow for years. So much that even his children looks older than he does. He doesn't tell anyone, though, cuz he secretly wishes everyone grow old & die and leave him at peace.

Khmeroldiez & SolidTypeSexy - Both are fraternal twins & younger brothers. Khmeroldiez is one second older and grew up to be a hardcore gamer. Nothing else in his life matters, except gaming. And if you ain't about gaming, you're nothing to him. Before even talking to him, you'd have to beat him on a level, otherwise, you wouldn't be worthy to address. His one second younger brother, SolidTypeSexy, is a pervert. After discovering he can get a boner at the age of 2, life for him after that is about ass, tits, and vajayjay. He likes to play games with his fraternal brother, too, but only if it has naked girls in it.

LaReine - Sexy aunt. She's the aunt that every guy in the neighborhood fantasizes about. She visits the fam every weekend, always bringing the girls perfumes, lotions, bath oils, sex toys and all kinds of expensive things cuz she's married to a multi-millionaire whom took the place of Johnny Depp after the real actor died in a Pirates of The Caribbean stunt. She officially changed her name to "LaReine" because she says it sounds so french, and some of the relatives protested, but she threatened to drill a cucumber up their rectum, so they shuttup.

Garfield - Middle sister. She's the sarcastic-get-out-of-my-face, I'll-beat-you-up sister. If you even look at her at a certain way, she'll stare you down with her evil cat eyes & make you cry. You especially shouldn't bug her while she's watching a Chinese movie, cuz then she'd really make you wish you weren't born! I should probably mention that she learns all those kung-fu moves from those Chinese movies, also, rumor has it she trains with a secret bf who looks like a Chinese actor. Mysterious.

sSilentxStarzZ - Youngest teenage sister. She's 15 and is the baby of the bunch. But oddly, she's more mature than even her father! (Yes, that's you, Tidus - herb drinking man). She was named after a princess, Rosalina, and dreams of meeting her prince charming by gazing every night at the stars. There was this one guy who had a crush on her & confessed he loved her, but she rejected him cuz his favorite color wasn't blue. That's a requirement if you wanna date our little star princess.

Lala - Pretty female cousin. She mostly stays at home & keeps to herself, although when the family bicker, she'll give you a strong opinion of her own, and most of the time she's right. Recently, Tidus, her great uncle who took her in when she was a youngling, asked for a grandchild from her & set her up in an arranged marriage cuz he says all his other daughters are hopeless. She obediently did as she was told to pay back for looking after her & now has a beautiful daughter, whom she shelters from the rest of the family cuz she's afraid the baby will catch our crazy-wtf-is-wrong-with-you-ppl syndrome. So far, the baby is safe...for now.

Smiley - Very religious male cousin. After a brief trip through the woods to seek herbs for his uncle, Tidus, he met a nun who calls herself Mali & to put it simply, brainwashed him into becoming a hardcore devotee of Christ. When he came back home, he started preaching about a Jesus dying for everyone because he read it in a book called the Bible, therefore, we own him our soul...and me, Ivan, being intolerant of anything or anyone taking over my soul, objected & refuted all of Smiley's claims, thus, makes most of the bickering & fighting under the KL Family roof. When ppl get tired of hearing us argue about religion, the guys argue about politics while the girls argue about beauty & which nail polish color looks best on whom. For this reason, Smiley left home to venture out on a path of spiritual guidance. But rumor has it, he is with Mali in search of the Messiah and will not return till they find one. We never heard from him again.

Mizz_Luv3r - Half-sister. She's everyone's half sister because she's half Thai & papa Tidus, again, refuses to tell us how she was conceived. She's the flirtatious daughter, who dreams of being a housewife & spends most of her days baking heart-shaped cookies or learning love potions to use on this one supercop that drops by the house every so often to see if we've killed each other yet. She's been trying to make that love potion for years, but what's missing is virgin blood, and since Mali's not around, our half-sister, Mizz_Luv3r is pretty much screwed. But she's quite determined, and so far, she came up with a potion to turn her hair white, so perhaps she may just have herself a new husband...very soon!

IcyFrozen - My wife. We only recently got married because after threatening to call child services on papa Tidus, he gave me an ultimatum to send me away for good, unless I officially make myself part of the family. Since no other girl would tolerate me, IcyFrozen, a very innocent & naive lil' lady decided to accept my marriage proposal mainly because I promised to love her and only her, forever ever. Of course when I made this promise, I crossed my fingers...so, now, we are married & she's expecting a child, while I am trying to find a way to ask my half-sister Mizz_Luv3r for a dose of her love potion so I can use it on the sexy aunt LaReine by telling her if she wants to try a new perfume I bought from another planet.

Ivyman dude some imagination you got there, son! Where do you come up with this or is it all fiction or some eliments really a recap of KL relation personalities all connected?

[Ivan]

Haha it's a bit of everything, lil things on KL that did happen, observing ppl's personalities and relations all jumbled into a story.

Thanks for remindng me. I'll do an updated version once I get some free time, and include more dramatic scenes and soap operas.

And only those posting on KL right now will be in the story :D

[N0VEMBER]

interestingg...

[ИøuИ]

KL Family Tree - Chapter 3?

Previously on KL Family Tree, the KL bunch were in an icy frozen state of shock and awe after witnessing what transpired after Gaykhmerguy drops the soap and bends over while Suriya Som Namaskar made sure to get in every itty bitty crevice and scrub Gaykhmerguy sqeaky clean. -XCensoredX- Suffice it to say, things got alittle rough as Gaykhmerguy's suppressed nature resurfaced and threatened to seduce poor Suriya, preying on Suriya's loneliness and manly needs. On one shoulder of Suriya's there was a little devil saying well if you can't find a woman, settle for relief in this soft man, on the other shoulder was his big brother Tidus reminding him his balanCed Beliefs he do not support such unnatural acts of lust.

Between Gaykhmerguy's Sonata (and quivvering buttocks), the 2 conflicting naughty vs. nice voices on his shoulder, bursting bubbles all around, and the entire KL family barging in on them in this utterly compromised position, poor little Suriya became confused and reached for a towel in a haste, pulling down record player cord propped on the sink down into the tub instead, giving Gaykhmerguy not quite the shock he had in mind from behind. He did not see that one coming! Tidus rushed to his brother and pulled him away from the electrified water. Paully laughed a hideous laugh and remarked at Gaykhmerguy "enjoy your aids" at what could not have been a worst moment ever, as Gaykhmerguy had stopped breathing. Qarmas was on scene with his smartphone in hand, so had already called 911 and given Gaykhmer's condition and their address.

Strong youthful papa Tidus then pulled Gaykhmerguy's lifeless body out from the tub onto the drier patio, after turning off the circuit breaker. The ambulance arrived and out came a white dude who performed CPR on a very blueish pale GayKhmergay body for 5 minutes then said they must take him to the hospital. CSJ said no, wait, and started a speech about how he had no faith in America's infrastructure including the Ambulance, and stuck a pen deepdown Gaykhmerguy's throat like a snorkel of some sort, and blew hard, alternating with CPR anew. It seemed to make matters worse as it was down from the outside through the Adam's apple and was now bleeding. All the KL girls were standing around crying a river of makeup mascara and heavy foundation. It was a gruesome scene. Things did not look pretty. Well, Doungjan did, but no surprise there. Then all of a sudden, Gaykhmer's face colored up his eyes twitched alittle. The KL family crowded whispered "its working". His eyes opened to the sight of CSJ down on his knees with his handing pumping his stomach. Gaykhmerguy whispered, "no, alittle lower, dear". Everyone laughed alttle at this awkward moment and were just happy Gaykhmerguy was revived.... no matter how annoying and condescending he is sometimes! In all the chaos, Suriya was nowhere to be found. It turned out, he was embarrassed and ran away to his native crib on Lowell, but not before leaving a goodbye note behind. Will he return? That remains to be seen in coming chapters of Khmerlife.

Sadly, during all that drama, Gaykhmerguy's wing of the house had burnt down to the ground. Naked gaykhmerguy began to cry crocodile tears for he had spend his life savings ecorating his crib! But out of the woods marched KL's Mary & Joseph along with the family's founding fathers Thy & Chanrith to show total support despite Gaykhmerguys past indiscretions. Everyone in the KL family (well maybe except a couple self/gay bashing trolls) banded together and built Gaykhmer a home stronger and straighter then ever better! Upon seeing his new abode, covered in skittles, unicorns and ponies wallpaper, Gaykhmerguy fainted in overwhelmed delight, just after promising to turn straight or at least get married and have as many as a dozen grandkids for khmeng bong sross Tidus, who among many of his hidden talents, had gained the experience from having built an entire mansion for his beloved Ta & Yiey back in Srok Khmer. The new KL infrastructure was replaced so everyone got to make new accounts, and here we are, they re-built it and they will come, one by one when all is said and done. The problem is, KLers are creatures of habit and became attached to the old home platform, especially the music in your own room feature but founding fathers saw it as a hazard and the the platform's safety feature didn't allow it lets they open KL's pandora's box again and let in viral code through sneaky Trojans.

Speaking of safety, KL's resident theptida, Jasmine, recently returned from a long vacation with news of landing an awesome job. A strange women came to her in the courtyards and waited at the gate with a poison apple, fortunately Jasmine is not at all so easily tricked. But In these times, we all have to keep an eye out for her because she is both the envy and desire of many outsiders. Our precious. Likewise when our loved ones are sick we must show our support, including for NOVEMBER who we are so happy to see had returned with good news of recovery from her affliction. May the Canadian House of Boross and other successful neighboring KLers be at her sides in times of need and comfort, support.

For comfort, there is always food. Our righteous brother CSJ is always reminding us to stay away from the crappy, poisoning GMO/HFCS-filled fast food, and flourish on healthful fish which we evolved to live off. And the good earth. Afterall, what is a khmer who does not like food? A dog-eating yuon who bought from Hun Sen a lovely khmer passport, a khmer name a seized khmer land to live on. And a couple young, virgin khmer wives. Just dont eat any more poached sea turtle soup, or Silentstar will show up with greenpeace and might harpoon you on the spot then feed you to the sharks. Our traditions will never die. But perhaps some of our superstitions? Khmer does not believe in black magic before because his parents dragged their sick family member to Cambodia where Neak ta kruu after another say the same thing and demand exorbitant amount of cash (enough to build a stately house in PP or SR) just to do a couple hours ceremony to banish the evil "curse" she is under. Yes apparently they read her fortune with num pa chup sticks and all all say "someone in he family" cursed Khmer's sis by using khmer black magic and evil demons must be remove by this sophisticated ritual. LOL akin to a Christian exorcism, which too is costly. I'm sensing a pattern here, between religions and money. Dearest paoun bross may none of us forget true church/temple is in the heart and true faith is of the mind/spirit. Chantings and costly rituals mean nothing without pure, sincere, vested faith. For everything else, there's Mastercard

So much going on KL and IRL, while the khmertrolls routinely stop by to hammer into us how supposedly dead KL is and this and that. New faces, and new dramas, nevertheless continue to emerge, as the world turns. And well Tidus being the super mod and bearer of burden knows so much of it all but being the noble and gracefully aging wise father of us all, grins and bears it, sipping his jasmine green tea and donning a dab of Olay here and there, keeps quiet, simple, an honorable man of few, yet powerful words, ahemm...secretly always wishing everyone "grow old & die and leave him at peace" as Ivan the great would and has put it.

BTW only had 5mins to write this ish after a fiend axed me to, and this is kinda corny but what the heck why not chip in whatever guys? So I mostly reiterated Ivan's rambunctious farce, and I'm kinda new here myself so I haven't gotten to know anything to say about the more quiet or members yet, looking forward to eventually over the years, so come out come out wherever you are, and play whenever u get a chanse... and learn a thing or two especially from spiritual Champe28. Time is ticking, 5d is proximal, and as Drifter's dawn of a new era may soon be near!

Note: All content strictly submitted for general entertainment purposes only on this site so in the rare event of anyone offended they ought to build a bridge and get over it (either that, or jump off it!)

កុំជឿដោយគូសដៅដោយខ្លួនឯង។


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mKU4Sagfss

Om namo guro dev namo

[Tidus]

rofl.
គូសដៅ <---i have no clue what this means.

[serendipity]

Poison apple sounds so fitting :P

[TuffGunn]

Poison apple sounds so fitting :P


all you need after that is a prince like, me, to wake you up with a kiss ;)

[Ivan]

KL Family Tree - Chapter 3?

Previously on KL Family Tree, the KL bunch were in an icy frozen state of shock and awe after witnessing what transpired after Gaykhmerguy drops the soap and bends over while Suriya Som Namaskar made sure to get in every itty bitty crevice and scrub Gaykhmerguy sqeaky clean. -XCensoredX- Suffice it to say, things got alittle rough as Gaykhmerguy's suppressed nature resurfaced and threatened to seduce poor Suriya, preying on Suriya's loneliness and manly needs. On one shoulder of Suriya's there was a little devil saying well if you can't find a woman, settle for relief in this soft man, on the other shoulder was his big brother Tidus reminding him his balanCed Beliefs he do not support such unnatural acts of lust.

Between Gaykhmerguy's Sonata (and quivvering buttocks), the 2 conflicting naughty vs. nice voices on his shoulder, bursting bubbles all around, and the entire KL family barging in on them in this utterly compromised position, poor little Suriya became confused and reached for a towel in a haste, pulling down record player cord propped on the sink down into the tub instead, giving Gaykhmerguy not quite the shock he had in mind from behind. He did not see that one coming! Tidus rushed to his brother and pulled him away from the electrified water. Paully laughed a hideous laugh and remarked at Gaykhmerguy "enjoy your aids" at what could not have been a worst moment ever, as Gaykhmerguy had stopped breathing. Qarmas was on scene with his smartphone in hand, so had already called 911 and given Gaykhmer's condition and their address.

Strong youthful papa Tidus then pulled Gaykhmerguy's lifeless body out from the tub onto the drier patio, after turning off the circuit breaker. The ambulance arrived and out came a white dude who performed CPR on a very blueish pale GayKhmergay body for 5 minutes then said they must take him to the hospital. CSJ said no, wait, and started a speech about how he had no faith in America's infrastructure including the Ambulance, and stuck a pen deepdown Gaykhmerguy's throat like a snorkel of some sort, and blew hard, alternating with CPR anew. It seemed to make matters worse as it was down from the outside through the Adam's apple and was now bleeding. All the KL girls were standing around crying a river of makeup mascara and heavy foundation. It was a gruesome scene. Things did not look pretty. Well, Doungjan did, but no surprise there. Then all of a sudden, Gaykhmer's face colored up his eyes twitched alittle. The KL family crowded whispered "its working". His eyes opened to the sight of CSJ down on his knees with his handing pumping his stomach. Gaykhmerguy whispered, "no, alittle lower, dear". Everyone laughed alttle at this awkward moment and were just happy Gaykhmerguy was revived.... no matter how annoying and condescending he is sometimes! In all the chaos, Suriya was nowhere to be found. It turned out, he was embarrassed and ran away to his native crib on Lowell, but not before leaving a goodbye note behind. Will he return? That remains to be seen in coming chapters of Khmerlife.

Sadly, during all that drama, Gaykhmerguy's wing of the house had burnt down to the ground. Naked gaykhmerguy began to cry crocodile tears for he had spend his life savings ecorating his crib! But out of the woods marched KL's Mary & Joseph along with the family's founding fathers Thy & Chanrith to show total support despite Gaykhmerguys past indiscretions. Everyone in the KL family (well maybe except a couple self/gay bashing trolls) banded together and built Gaykhmer a home stronger and straighter then ever better! Upon seeing his new abode, covered in skittles, unicorns and ponies wallpaper, Gaykhmerguy fainted in overwhelmed delight, just after promising to turn straight or at least get married and have as many as a dozen grandkids for khmeng bong sross Tidus, who among many of his hidden talents, had gained the experience from having built an entire mansion for his beloved Ta & Yiey back in Srok Khmer. The new KL infrastructure was replaced so everyone got to make new accounts, and here we are, they re-built it and they will come, one by one when all is said and done. The problem is, KLers are creatures of habit and became attached to the old home platform, especially the music in your own room feature but founding fathers saw it as a hazard and the the platform's safety feature didn't allow it lets they open KL's pandora's box again and let in viral code through sneaky Trojans.

Speaking of safety, KL's resident theptida, Jasmine, recently returned from a long vacation with news of landing an awesome job. A strange women came to her in the courtyards and waited at the gate with a poison apple, fortunately Jasmine is not at all so easily tricked. But In these times, we all have to keep an eye out for her because she is both the envy and desire of many outsiders. Our precious. Likewise when our loved ones are sick we must show our support, including for NOVEMBER who we are so happy to see had returned with good news of recovery from her affliction. May the Canadian House of Boross and other successful neighboring KLers be at her sides in times of need and comfort, support.

For comfort, there is always food. Our righteous brother CSJ is always reminding us to stay away from the crappy, poisoning GMO/HFCS-filled fast food, and flourish on healthful fish which we evolved to live off. And the good earth. Afterall, what is a khmer who does not like food? A dog-eating yuon who bought from Hun Sen a lovely khmer passport, a khmer name a seized khmer land to live on. And a couple young, virgin khmer wives. Just dont eat any more poached sea turtle soup, or Silentstar will show up with greenpeace and might harpoon you on the spot then feed you to the sharks. Our traditions will never die. But perhaps some of our superstitions? Khmer does not believe in black magic before because his parents dragged their sick family member to Cambodia where Neak ta kruu after another say the same thing and demand exorbitant amount of cash (enough to build a stately house in PP or SR) just to do a couple hours ceremony to banish the evil "curse" she is under. Yes apparently they read her fortune with num pa chup sticks and all all say "someone in he family" cursed Khmer's sis by using khmer black magic and evil demons must be remove by this sophisticated ritual. LOL akin to a Christian exorcism, which too is costly. I'm sensing a pattern here, between religions and money. Dearest paoun bross may none of us forget true church/temple is in the heart and true faith is of the mind/spirit. Chantings and costly rituals mean nothing without pure, sincere, vested faith. For everything else, there's Mastercard

So much going on KL and IRL, while the khmertrolls routinely stop by to hammer into us how supposedly dead KL is and this and that. New faces, and new dramas, nevertheless continue to emerge, as the world turns. And well Tidus being the super mod and bearer of burden knows so much of it all but being the noble and gracefully aging wise father of us all, grins and bears it, sipping his jasmine green tea and donning a dab of Olay here and there, keeps quiet, simple, an honorable man of few, yet powerful words, ahemm...secretly always wishing everyone "grow old & die and leave him at peace" as Ivan the great would and has put it.

BTW only had 5mins to write this ish after a fiend axed me to, and this is kinda corny but what the heck why not chip in whatever guys? So I mostly reiterated Ivan's rambunctious farce, and I'm kinda new here myself so I haven't gotten to know anything to say about the more quiet or members yet, looking forward to eventually over the years, so come out come out wherever you are, and play whenever u get a chanse... and learn a thing or two especially from spiritual Champe28. Time is ticking, 5d is proximal, and as Drifter's dawn of a new era may soon be near!

Note: All content strictly submitted for general entertainment purposes only on this site so in the rare event of anyone offended they ought to build a bridge and get over it (either that, or jump off it!)

កុំជឿដោយគូសដៅដោយខ្លួនឯង។


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mKU4Sagfss

Om namo guro dev namo

Lmfao! The Gaykhmerguy story follow up was fucking hilarious! Had to pause a few times to laugh my ass out.

Glad someone else followed up and continued on with the story, hopefully others will do the same and add their creativity into it. :D

Btw, funniest part was when you said "All the KL girls were standing around crying a river of makeup mascara and heavy foundation" I can actually see that happen lololololll

[Khmer]

All the KL girls were standing around crying a river of makeup mascara and heavy foundation. It was a gruesome scene. Things did not look pretty.

ROFL :eek: I wish I was creative enough to wrote something to add to the stories. But you guys doing a great job. You should published this together one day. Honestly I never found anything humerous about Gaykhmerguy and found most what he write so pessimist to the community but the way you portrayed him and CSJ too, in the story is turn all the negative personality and vibe on this sight, into more of funny scenario than serious tones they bombard us with

[sSilentxstarzZ]

Btw, funniest part was when you said "All the KL girls were standing around crying a river of makeup mascara and heavy foundation" I can actually see that happen lololololll
that's actually the part that was the least believable for me. Everyone on here should know that the KL guys are the sensitive ones, and that they're more passionate about other members. besides, there's probably only one girl left on here who wears heavy makeup but she's mute.

good job on the rest of the story, ИøuИ!

[Khmer]

Interesting aren't men from mars women from Venus. That visualization reaked of sarcasm which made it more funny since on one hand it a half-truth, but on the other, so exagerated!

I pictured some girl here actually get all doll up just to go to the corner store or do grocery. So it interesting to see it from Ivan and Noun view, then Silents.

[Alynne]

I started to wonder how he could write so much. 2+ for getting my eyes hurt.

[VWAaron]

aha. this was a nice read on my lazy Monday. Ivan, u need to go into writing. So entertaining! Likewise can be said with mr. noun :D