101 jokes book chp.1
dere once was dis spider..a itty bitty little spider...it went and climb up a water spout...den it started raining...and it wash da spider out...den along came peter...who tried to wash his hands...da itty bitty spider climb up da water spout agian and bit peter...and dats how peter parker became spiderman!!!...ohh and peter was holding a radio and..actively dancin