Mexican...fobbbb
well.. i thought this was freakkin HILARIOUS. just picture a mexican with an EXTREMEE ACCENT.. u know like our parent when they try to speak english but end up sounding like fobs.. lolllll wells here it is. A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went [b]Green! Green!! Green!!!...[/b] I [b]Pink[/b] it up, and sez [b]Yellow[/b]?" [b]The end.:D .. sounds alot funnier when u actually say it.. hahaha [/b] ***Translation for ppl who dont understand Green = Ring Pink = Pick Yellow = Hello hahahahahhaha mann i laughed so hard i almost died!!
