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Posted 4 years ago - 8/11/2006 @ 1:23 PM
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One Man Conversation.....at a club!

One Man Conversation.....at a club! Man: "Damn girl, you look so stout, Mind if I take you back to the house, You know, throw you on the couch, Freak ya' ass out, A freak like me, will have you drooling out cha mouth!" Woman: "Really?" (sarcastically) Man: "Besta' believe I'll beat the ***** up, And when you sleep, you'll dream about you still getting ****ed, While you lick, and I touch, I'll stick my **** in so me can both get a nut!" Woman: "Sure!" (sarcastically) Man: "Please don't get it twisted I'm not a nasty man, But with a body like that I gotta do what I can, See my names is _______________ with exquisite plans, Take ya' body to ecstasy, ya mind to distant lands!" Woman: "Hmm, I'm listening." Man: "With ya' toes girled up, and ya' hair look nice, I want ya ass on me like the white on rice, Viagra in my blood, I can go all night, I got more moves than Mike Tyson, I can hit it just right!" Woman: "Whatever!" (flirtatiously) Man: "If you want to leave, we can walk out the club, You'll be amazed when I show you what to rub!" Woman: "That was a good one SON, you're sure to get you a hoe with that line! Lol" *The woman is the mans mother!

2 Comments so far...

By PrincessSalina on 4/28/2008 4:00:00 PM
lol that was funny.

By sreykhmer18 on 8/4/2009 6:10:00 PM
that was funny at the end.

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